Non-sequitors
May. 6th, 2009 09:18 am**All quotes are paraphrased. My memory isn't THAT good.**
Tammy: Man, my upper body is killing meeeee. Notice? Button up blouse today and not a tee shirt.
C: I did 35 minutes on the cycle last night.
Tammy: Pff, that just gives you um, groin muscles. You're just getting groiny... and leggy. Whereas I'M pectacular.
C: ...
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Later at the office...
Coworker: I should have bought those Lululemon pants I saw in Vancouver, it's hard getting pants long enough for me. It's just... Lululemon on a guy?
Tammy: hey! It isn't Lululemon unless it hugs your curves!
Tammy: Hm, but I guess we don't want it to hug your lumps.
Coworker: Yes, that is exactly what I am afraid of.
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Trekkies Bash the new Star Trek film for being fun and accessible - Oh, Onion. Never change.
Tammy: Man, my upper body is killing meeeee. Notice? Button up blouse today and not a tee shirt.
C: I did 35 minutes on the cycle last night.
Tammy: Pff, that just gives you um, groin muscles. You're just getting groiny... and leggy. Whereas I'M pectacular.
C: ...
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Later at the office...
Coworker: I should have bought those Lululemon pants I saw in Vancouver, it's hard getting pants long enough for me. It's just... Lululemon on a guy?
Tammy: hey! It isn't Lululemon unless it hugs your curves!
Tammy: Hm, but I guess we don't want it to hug your lumps.
Coworker: Yes, that is exactly what I am afraid of.
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Trekkies Bash the new Star Trek film for being fun and accessible - Oh, Onion. Never change.